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Last night I couldn't sleep because I couldn't stop laughing.
My husband kept talking in his sleep, and he was saying some of the funniest things I have ever heard.
I wrote them down and when I went over them in the morning they were even funnier.
here they are.

Guggis: FUCK CAR INSURANCE!
Me: What?
Guggis: Car insurance! You've been trying to get car insurance for that spot for like a bajillion years.

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Guggis: Any fucking idiot can get airtight hair.

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in a singsong voice after I told him to scoot his butt over twice

Guggis: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

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Guggis: Sociopaths have a great deal in shopping. They like it cheap.

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Guggis: You know what I'd like?
I'd like it if the Jews and The Mighty Boosh were a hockey team,
and they became The Power Rangers...that's you.

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Guggis: You can't make it look worse.
Me: What are you talking about?
Guggis: The hempinata.
Guggis: Fuck! What else would I be talking about!?

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after pulling the covers off of him, completely erect with his hands behind his head
Guggis: Somebody wants a mushroom ride.

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Guggis: You can't be serious

Your a bitch.

Turn off the light!

I love you!


He's so fantastic.

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I'm taking care of a 3 week old orphaned pitbull.
the owners have been feeding it store bought milk.

bad!

anyone have experience dealing with puppies this small?

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I really feel like Pink's music video for Please Don't Leave Me is an exact metaphor for the way I treat my husband.


That's not nice.


On a side note I totally found a karaoke channel in the freezone for on demand.
anyone up for it?

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Last week after a 3 day drug binge I finally crashed so hard I couldn't deny it.

I'm an addict.

Since then I have become part of NA(narcotics anonymous) got a sponser and have began my 90 meetings in 90 days.

I'm on day 3 of being clean for life, annnnnnnnnnd I ALREADY GOT 2 KEYCHAINS!!!!

the other ones are going to be harder to obtain though :/


I'm pretty sure this is going to change a lot of things for the better.

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A family friend (more like beloved little sister) is hanging out at my house a few times a week this summer.
I don't see her often and we have had so much fun.
I haven't had this kind of pure innocent fun in soooooooo long.
It's great for the soul.


Her 12 year old self put me through a refresher course on how to take proper myspace pictures.

Beginner


Novice


Getting better


At this point I have once again earned the title expert myspace picture taker.
Too bad no one takes that seriously on my resume.


I also had the urge to draw anime characters, and I haven't done that since junior high.

and yes, her being Asian just may have triggered it.


but it was still FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!

This girl rocks.

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Upon research, it has been fulfilling to know that I have every right to be scarred from watching the 1978 animated movie Watership Down at the ripe age of 4.